March 14, 2016
I spent hours on Tinder and I’ll I got was this lousy obsessive fixation on what the fuck was wrong with me coupled with an impending sense of eternal spinsterhood. Just pass me some cats, please.
February 16, 2015
For some reason, people seem to think I am a Tinder expert. If they have any funny stories, they tell me. If they have any dodgy interactions, they tell me. And if they need any advice, they ask me.
October 27, 2014
I like to think of myself as a bit of a Tinder expert. Well, no, I don’t like to think of myself as an expert in all things Tinder, but I suppose I am.
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