How to get a social (media) life

October 3, 2016

It’s true what they say: you’re nobody ’til somebody “likes” you.

10 reasons to ditch dating apps right now

March 14, 2016

I spent hours on Tinder and I’ll I got was this lousy obsessive fixation on what the fuck was wrong with me coupled with an impending sense of eternal spinsterhood. Just pass me some cats, please.

Five pieces of advice that will change your dating life

June 20, 2015

When you come out of a longterm relationship, everyone and their patronising older relative will be telling you about all dem other fish in the sea. But when you do dive back in you start drowning immediately because, holy shit, you’ve forgotten how to swim, and you’re so caught up in trying to remember how to swim that you don’t even realise you’re in the kids’ pool. Like, bro, just stand up.

How to be successful on Tinder (for girls)

February 16, 2015

For some reason, people seem to think I am a Tinder expert. If they have any funny stories, they tell me. If they have any dodgy interactions, they tell me. And if they need any advice, they ask me.

17 very real online problems… and you won’t believe what happens next

November 12, 2014

Ah, the internet. It’s hard to imagine life without it, but the scary truth is that if you’re our age (which we’re calling mid-late twenties) you can remember a time before your digital world became your actual world.

Ten types you shouldn’t trust on Tinder

October 27, 2014

I like to think of myself as a bit of a Tinder expert. Well, no, I don’t like to think of myself as an expert in all things Tinder, but I suppose I am.