Spectacularly brutal fashion feedback from older relatives (that was actually pretty useful to me)

June 25, 2015

So there’s a sort of running joke in my family that I dress like a hooker. You get that in families, don’t you? Everyone ganging up on one person to tease them relentlessly about one thing. It’s all in the name of love though, it’s never anything actually hurtful…

Buy your dad a decent Father’s Day gift or he’ll cheat on your mum

June 14, 2013

You make him breakfast in bed, write him a heartfelt card and spend hours picking out and wrapping his present, and what does your dad do? He has an affair!